Funny Things Heard in the Atkins' Home
(written June 20, 2007)
While my children are a never-ending source of amusement for me, I must say they have been upping it a notch the past couple of days. Here are a few of my favorites:
Boy: Mommy, you're a pretty girl.
Me: Thank you, sweet boy.
Girl: I'm a pretty girl too, right?
Me: Of course you are, honey.
Girl: I was askin' my bruda. I'm a pretty girl too, right?
Boy: (Unitelligible grumble)
Girl: (sounding very small and verging on tears) T____? . . . I'm pretty too, right?
Boy: Yes. Now, leave me alone.
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Me: Time for bed.
Girl: But we didn't have dinner yet.
Me: Yes, you did.
Girl: No, we didn't.
Me: We had pizza, remember?
Girl: That wasn't dinner.
Me: Yes, it was. And now its time for bed.
Boy: My sister is right. That wasn't dinner because I'm hungry again.
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And the BEST:
Girl: Mom, I put my dirty clothes in the hampster.
Boy: Mommy, you're a pretty girl.
Me: Thank you, sweet boy.
Girl: I'm a pretty girl too, right?
Me: Of course you are, honey.
Girl: I was askin' my bruda. I'm a pretty girl too, right?
Boy: (Unitelligible grumble)
Girl: (sounding very small and verging on tears) T____? . . . I'm pretty too, right?
Boy: Yes. Now, leave me alone.
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Me: Time for bed.
Girl: But we didn't have dinner yet.
Me: Yes, you did.
Girl: No, we didn't.
Me: We had pizza, remember?
Girl: That wasn't dinner.
Me: Yes, it was. And now its time for bed.
Boy: My sister is right. That wasn't dinner because I'm hungry again.
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And the BEST:
Girl: Mom, I put my dirty clothes in the hampster.
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