Funny Kid Moments

From the myspace archives.

Funny Kid Moments
(written April 14, 2008)

I realized that I haven't posted child humor in a while. And they've been pretty funny lately. Here are some of my favorites:
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The kids are playing in the next room and I overheard my son say to his sister, "Hey, kid!"
My daughter gets puffed up, and yells back to show her indignation, "I am NOT a kid!"
Boy, in his best you-really-are-a-moron voice: "Yes, you are."
Girl, still yelling: "I'm telling! MOM!!!!"
Me: "You're a rotten kid. And so is T___."
T. just laughs, but the girl deflates, pouts and walks away to sulk.
"I'm not a kid. I'm not rotten eda."
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I am forever telling my daughter how beautiful she is. If you need proof, just take a second to look through my pictures. One thing I say on a regular basis is "Who's my pretty girl?" She, of course, replies "Me!" and gives me a big hug. So, last week, she walks into my room as I'm getting ready for work. In appreciation of my chosen outfit, she puts her hands on hips, smiles, shakes her head in approval and says "Who's my pretty mommy?"
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My son comes home from school, and pulls a piece of paper out of his backpack. He says "I wrote you a love note." My heart swells for a minute as I take it from him. Then, I read:

DEAR mommy
WHen YUO BUY A caR I AM gunA WAnT A blue caR.

What more could a Mommy ask for? That's true love right there.