Lover Man
(written July 7, 2006)
Okay, I said that I would tell more about why I thought I would change my song to Billie Holiday's "Lover Man". So, for everyone to enjoy, here is my hilarious joke that has been in my own head until now.
As all of my friends know, I was in a relationship up until about 2 months ago. Has it been that long? Maybe not. But whatever. The relationship is now over. That means, my sex life has come to a screeching halt. Now, we've all been there. The more you have sex, the more you want it . . .
So, for about five minutes, I contemplated the idea of interviewing a f**k buddy. Okay, so maybe for 10 minutes, I thought about it. Key word here, is thought. As in past tense. So, don't even THINK about it. And yes, I mean you. You know who you are.
When the thought passed, I found myself wondering how I would have gone about the interview process. Would I take applications? Resumes? What kind of experience was I looking for? Would I be an equal opportunity buddy or discriminate in every way? What kinds of questions would I ask at the interview? Is it legal to ask for blood samples and health records?
It was all too much. So, I will forgo the interviewing and until then:
The night is cold and I'm so aloneI'd give my soul just to call you my own
Got a moon above me
But no one to love me
Lover man, oh where can you be?
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